Le Sexy Fruit

what is it about eating a banana that just makes you feel like a fuckin' champ? do you feel that way too, or am i alone on this? i don't know. i think it's the way you grip it with your entire fist, and you can take whole bites with your chompers while you're gripping it. you can't do that with an apple, you know? because apples are round and you have to bite around them. and sometimes the apple touches your nose and then you have to wipe your nose. fuck that! plus, bananas have no seeds! and peeling is as easy as 1-2-3. eating one makes me feel like a big monster eating the tiny people in the village i'm attacking.

i don't know.
i just feel so boss when i eat a banana.